Leche, Crazy Girl

I just have to write some of these down so we'll have them for future reference.

So far today I have heard from the mouth of my eldest:

"Mum! Look!"
"What?" I look.
She gathers the pages of a book in one hand and proceeds to flip through them only using that hand.
I look astonished. "WOAH! That's cool!"
"Yeah! I'm like Gaston!"

Later...

"Mooooom!" She comes running round the corner of the kitchen. 

"What?"

"Mom! I need a bandaid!"

With concern, "Why? What happened?"

"Because I got a owie!"

"Let me see." I look at her finger. "I don't see anything."

"No I do!" She goes to the wall and knocks her knuckle against it. "See?"

"Oh, right." I get her a bandaid. 

"I need two." 

"But you only have one owie."

She starts to take off to the kitchen, "Wait here, I gotta go get another owie."

Ai adai! This girl has me thinking in Micronesian, that's how crazy she is!